Attention passengers, please remain calm
My chapstick fell, I dropped the balm
Islam forbids me from being gay
But my boyfriend’s a gorilla, that’s haram bae
Aye caramba who ate my shorts
The pig with papilloma, that’s Hogwarts
Slap my wall with spaghetti to test if it’s ready
Jack off a clown to make him cumfetti
It takes too long to make oolong T
Synesthesia crunch the taste you can see
Let’s sloppily make out like bandits
I wish I had boobs, I’m a praying Mantits
So glitter them for glamoury mammaries
Just a gram of my grammar will make your grandma burn calories
Like spoiled Sting, I’m temper tantric
You hate my puns, that’s anti-semantic

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I’m a taxidermist, I kill it I fill it
I’m a pansexual I lick the skillet
I smell what you’re cooking, chicken cacciatore
Don’t bang teenagers on the counter, that’s kitchen statutory
Like Luigi you’ll get one-upped,
The floor is lava watch me erupt
I make borscht from the beats I drop below
I wear a tampon because I’ve got heavy flow
Oh that’s just a wet dream, I spilled coffee on my jeans
I should’ve left room for cream
I caught Z’s like a Polish dictionary
Who took my money and my teeth? The meth addiction fairy
Like a Seinfeld bass, I slap my pitches
Now watch me master bait & switches,
Don’t be unnerved
I’ve got fresh jams, they’re well preserved

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Take an R2Detour, because I C 3 P.O.
Three officers to bust me, I’m on parole
They say settle down but I’m not gonna
I don’t wanna marry but I do marijuana
So this is a potbelly not a beergut
I got balls to the window then I bust a wallnut
Let’s get it on like Pokemon, shut the door
because I’m about to make you Vulvasore
Shun Sean Hannity, save the manatee,
Fair as vanity, whoop! there goes my sanity
My food truck is Halal, that’s smart,
Because I serve Allah cart
I’ll stop before your jaws hit the floor,
I’m done with puns, but wait there’s more!
President Garfield died on a Monday,
Popstar with big nipples, Areola Grande

Everybody sing along, because here’s the easy part of this song (2x)